face of an angel, spawn of the devil

does this sound all too familiar to you: "now you do this to me, wait your children do this to you when you become a parent." have you ever wondered whether our grandparents said that to our parents? cause if they did, that means our parents were rude to our grandparents. therefore their children, us, are doing this back to our parents.

when mum nags at me i do my best to just shut up. silence is the best medicine in such scenarios because if you laugh instead, you're digging your own grave. now wait that sounds familiar too.

"afzal if you don't study for your exams and stop playing, you're just going to dig your own grave."

No Doubt - Running

Run
Running all the time
Running to the future
With you right by my side

Me
I'm the one you chose
Out of all the people
You wanted me the most
I'm so sorry that I'm falling
Help me up lets keep on running
Don't let me fall out of love

Running, running
As fast as we can
I really hope you make it
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Keep holding my hand
It's so we don't get separated

Be
Be the one I need
Be the one I trust most
Don't stop inspiring me
Sometimes it's hard to keep on running
We work so much to keep it going
Don't make me want to give up

Recruit

i think the NS syndrome is really starting to kick in. everytime i see boys in the army uniform, i keep envisioning myself in their shoes and how close it is to enlistment. i've already told mum to rent out my room while i'm away. that'll supplement the what little i earn every month.

the Londonstani adventure has finally ended. the best book i've read since Kite Runner.

the best days of my life

the ball's still a guy's best friend

i really miss football in school. we were the best and everyone knew it. the Famous White Jersey.

last night i couldn't even get an answer

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND TO BITS cause she bought me nice clothes and things! =)

the above sentence you just read will never happen. not anytime soon though. speaking of which, i've never really received gifts from ex-girlfriends. there were one or two that i got but that also very rarely.

at the moment i can't seem to stop reading Londonstani because there're many things in the book that i can relate to, like Samira Ahmed, the boys' parents, the boys themselves and many more.

throwin ma fone ah wey

ther must be sum'in wrong wif M1 cos my total talk time is $135. 'ow can it fuckin be when me wasn't even talkin much on the mobile. it's no' like i'm contactin any bitch or i own some big time business. i feel bad for me dad right now so i won't be usin me mobile for the time bein. apologies if yeh try contactin me but yeh can't get through. call me home then.

i am talkin like this because i am readin Londonstani by Gautam Malkani and this is how them Pakis in the book talk.

morning glory

i know this is a trick that almost everyone of you who are awaken by your parents early in the morning to perform subuh prayers do. you will just walk into the toilet, probably pee and then let the tap run for a few minutes, wash different parts of your body and then go back to bed and SLEEP.

i don't belong in that category cause i don't even wake up in the morning.

loco awara

it was a fuckin' crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy night. to start off, everyone was an hour late. so while waiting for the latecomers i actually learned how to drive, not with a car, but with a van. at first i was nervous but confidence soon set in after realising that it was so bloody easy. drove in and around the carpark until everyone came and we headed to bugis for sheesha. the drinks, the food, the jokes and the chics made it a perfect setting.

on the way home, my friend actually drove the van at fuckin 140km/h. i'm not kidding. when we actually reached the carpark of our house, we had a mini-jackass session. the driver actually did sharp turns and went over the hump without slowing down. this carried on for a couple of minutes and all of us at the back were flying all over the place. it was like being in a moshpit. at the end of it, the smell of burnt rubber lingered and all of us were hyped up. what a way to end the night.

exactly 3 more weeks to NS. =)

oi to the world

me: omg i look like an SIA steward eh wearing dark grey pants and white shirt. all i need is a blue blazer.
mum: you better not be the one serving the passengers. YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE FLYING THE PLANE.

i hope so too. if i don't fly for a living, i'll suffer depression and mid-life crisis for many years.

ORD OH!

the day started off well with milan beating liverpool in the champions league final. then it was graduation day.

harry potter and ron weasley


the proud parents and their vain son

no we're not an item cause she says i'll make a lousy boyfriend

the valedictorian and the mat who wrecked havoc in the laboratories

the two flyers and moustache lecturer

the three years has been a very memorable one. congratulations to the class/rascals of 2007!

do i make you proud?

esdy and i had lunch today at RP. don't ask why. i think the reasons are obvious.

we had a smack-in-your-face reality check conversation going on. it was about our positions right now. quite a number of our friends have their own cars or at least drive their parent's cars. what do we have? nothing. we have friends who have bikes too. even the mats have bikes! it's not that we're particular about what we have because we're more or less happy right at the moment. but what makes us wonder is the fact that people at our age are already driving and riding, so why aren't we?

the only expensive thing that we own, or is worth to be proud of, are our ipods.

anyway i always remember this saying to make myself feel better: there will always be someone better off than you, and there're also others who are worse off.

for fuck's sake

enjoy life, own a sony playstation 3.
enjoy life, own a flat screen LCD tv.
enjoy life, own a condominium apartment.
enjoy life, own a continental car.
enjoy life, own a few credit cards.

i think there's more to life than all those. if only life here isn't just about working to pay the bills and being so materialistic.

elfe will agree with me on this. enjoy life, migrate out of singapore.

well i am migrating out of singapore actually next month. i'll show you how you can survive on just $450 a month.

bahasaku

sekarang aku nak cuba menulis dalam bahasa melayu. melayu aku sebenarnya dari dulu memang rabak. aku ade tuisyen melayu dari sekolah rendah hingga sekolah menengah. banyak kali semasa waktu kelas melayu di menengah tiga aku da kawan-kawanku akan duduk di luar kelas kerana terlupa atau sengaja tidak buat kerja yang telah diberi. bagaimana hendak (improve) bahasa melayu aku kalau asik duduk di luar sahaja?

ini lah zaman melayu sekarang. melayu hancur.

pussycat dolls

i was reading someone's tagboard only to realise this common trait among most girls. they tend to be wishing for that particular guy in their life to be there for them even though they don't see eye to eye anymore.

the words of gmc: women.

lovely

the flea market at zouk wasn't disappointing at all today. i'm not talking about the things sold there but the chics rather. i have never been surrounded by so many hot girls at one time. i was also so close to getting a girl's number. if only it wasn't so crowded i would probably be talking to her on the phone right now. how do i know? cause she was so obviously checking me out. anyway that quite made my day because it made me feel good about myself.

others who were there too: nizam, arifah and boyfriend, shareena and friends, uka and sister.

capture the dream

a million thanks to jigsaw for paying half the price of our movie tickets last night. blades of glory is one of the better films that i watched since 300.

i hate to see frail senior citizens working at fast food joints way past their bed time. is the life in singapore so bad that these people can't have a proper retirement?

super real fight

i was feeling sleepy while playing Fight Night Round 3 until i did an illegal blow to my opponent and i eventually lost. fucking hell! the opponent headbutted me so many times but there was no call. seriously, computers are biased too.

anyway i shall refrain from writing anything explicit in my entries and turn over a new leaf, before i start sleeping among leaves in a month's time.

can you believe it, esdy and i are challenging to see who gets married last. i'm not surprised if we're both on our deathbeds and still single.

after this entry i am still so awake because of that fight.

compliments to future f-16 pilot gerard cheong

SONG OF THE YEAR.

boost-sok senjata!

the future recruits of the Singapore Armed Forces. you can always depend on us.

i am a misogynist says someone

i think it was khalies who sent me this song cause she loves it not because she meant the song for me.

LIFEHOUSE - BLIND

I was young but I wasn't naive
I watched helpless as he turned around to leave
and still I have the pain I have to carry
a past so deep that even you could not bury if you tried

after all this time
I never thought we'd be here
never thought we'd be here
when my love for you was blind
but I couldn't make you see it
couldn't make you see it
that I loved you more than you'll ever know
a part of me died when I let you go

I would fall asleep
only in hopes of dreaming
that everything would be like is was before
but nights like this it seems are slowly fleeting
they disappear as reality is crashing to the floor

so many people so little time

today i learnt that at any time, God can just take your life away without any warning even if you're a good person.

two weeks ago, one of my secondary school teachers passed away because of cancer. he was well liked by everyone. i'm not too sure about his age but he is most probably in his mid 30s.

a few days ago, two national servicemen died in taiwan because of something which was beyond their control. a fighter plane crashed into where they were. they both died doing something good, serving their nation and sadly they're only a year or two older than me.

just today, someone very close to my friend passed away. he is only in his 20s and met with an accident during an expedition with his students.

green apron to green uniform

today is mothers' day and my last day as barista. if there is mothers' day, there should be motherfuckers' day too.

the time has come to swap pulling espresso shots to shooting an M16 rifle. hopefully it'll all come down to sitting in an F-16.

goodbye.

p.s. safe sex is haram sex because it means you're fucking someone who isn't your legal spouse and is afraid you're going to get some disease or worse still get the slut pregnant but if you're married, sex isn't haram anymore unless you fuck someone else therefore who cares if the wife gets pregnant? it's perfectly ok. in fact, it's good news!

welcome to the mat parade

"buy me pesi," esdy said
"i no money. ask them," alfian said.
"my gawd she's damn hot. if only i can fuck her," i said.

"you talk about fuckin girls like as though you're buying bread," azfar said.

if only fucking a girl is as easy as buying a loaf of gardenia bread from NTUC. OK I AM JUST KIDDING. I AM REALLY JUST KIDDING.

it's times like today that will make me feel like swimming back to mainland singapore from tekong.

boys of summer

wanna come in?

what's the difference between sweet talking and being sweet? that was what someone asked me.

sweet talking is saying nice things without actually meaning it, to gain something later on like sex. being sweet means saying nice things and you really mean it because you sincerely feel that way towards the person. therefore most of the time it's the playerz who sweet talk. because of these playerz, girls will tend to be cautious when a guy starts saying or doing sweet things to her even though the guy might not be a player and he really likes her.

the girls aren't excused from this disease. let's say you happen to fall for someone that you like because of his personality and not his money. people will all think you're after him for the money.

it's sad innit the world we live in. you are judged by what others have done or are doing.

good morning world the song should wake you up

this is about relationships. i suck real bad at it so tell me if i'm wrong.

most of the time people say the most important thing in a relationship is trust. to me that's just fuckin bollocks. you say trust because you want your partner to trust you in whatever you do when he or she is no around, like go out with a friend from the opposite sex. you don't want your boy/girlfriend to have doubts in whatever you're doing.

so in my stupid opinion, loyalty is more important than trust. you can give your partner all your trust in the world, like great eastern life insurance, but if both parties aren't loyal, what's the point?

the point i'm trying to make here is i'm just really bad when it comes to relationships. the proof is right above.

numero uno

i'm sorry ladies i'm attached already. to a sony playstation II. believe it or not this is my second playstation II because the first one decided to rest in peace. if only human girlfriends come as easy as playstations.

everyone knows how lazy i am when it comes to work. well now with my girlfriend sitting at the foot of my bed, i'm even lazier.

someone once told me sb-wa is like chelsea. a very financially sound organisation but at a price. either you play according to instructions or you're out, no matter how good you are.

like seriously,

just FUCK OFF.

thanks.

ode to my family

blood is thicker than water is used to mean that family ties are stronger than friendships. however i beg to differ with regards to the word 'blood'. i think in this context sperm is a more suitable word even though it might sound unappropriate. this is because sperm is the one which gives birth to a newborn and thus a family member. so 'sperm is thicker than water' it shall be.

it was the cousins day out today but there were a couple of 'out-laws'(friends) too. it's comforting to know you're not alone.

if there was a quiz on 'Afzal', 90% of you will most probably fail it.

NS means

No Starbucks!

the first part-time barista hired for starbucks wisma atria. believe it fucker.

photo by: mushroom
camera: bishri's

i love sara lee cakes

if mum was at home, she would have probably killed me when she saw me eating half the sara lee cake straight from the packaging instead of cutting a slice and putting it on a plate.

my ankle is officially sprained. FUCK. so much for trying to attack like kaka and defend like gattuso. i really should learn to step off the accelerator and be a mat relek jack when playing leisurely.

thanks lydia. imagining someone's face on the ball does help me blast the ball harder and score more spectacularly. =)

the romans

it's not going to be an all English final.

so the lads came over to my house last night to watch the match. the looks on those two man utd die hard fans faces were priceless when it was 3-0; disbelief and disappointment.

thank goodness it's friday tomorrow. i'll keep myself occupied by skating and playing football. every day is a day closer to tekong. i can't wait.

can you dig it?

we were on the topic of big dicks and this was what followed:

Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
i got a 12 inch fuckin dick
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
isnt that big enuff
はりさ ☆ says:
haha FUCK OFF
はりさ ☆ says:
that one you go and fuck the mother horse
はりさ ☆ says:
not me
はりさ ☆ says:
12 inch dick need BATU BELAH BATU BERTANGKUP
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
hahahahahahahahhahaha
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
can i put that in my blog?
はりさ ☆ says:
put ah
はりさ ☆ says:
say my name!
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
I WILL
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
want me to give ur email too?
はりさ ☆ says:
hahahahahaha
はりさ ☆ says:
NO
はりさ ☆ says:
wait they think i am really horny
はりさ ☆ says:
ready to drip and lick
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
はりさ ☆ says:
hahahahahhahaha
はりさ ☆ says:
eh im quite funny ah
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
PRASAN. enuff

khaliesah made me laugh at 1.11am.