Illegal immigrants

just like how ugly girls get handsome guys and pretty girls get ugly guys, the uglier team won the first quarterfinal match of the 2006 world cup. germany edged the beautiful argentina by penalty shootout. what a way to bow out of a tournament. penalty shootouts are like russian roulettes. you pray that you'll score but you know the odds of missing the kick are stacked against you.

this world is cruel. whoever said football was a beautiful game?



afzal

Road Bullies

i'd like to retire at a young age so i can enjoy the fruits of my labour longer. with that in mind i've come up with a quick money making scheme.

everyone loves conveniences, everyone loves wasting money. taxies i reckon are on number 1 on the list of 'money wasted on'. therefore i wish to set up my own taxi company because i want to take advantage of all the money gone down the drain splurged on unnecessary comodities like taxy rides. but hold on, i'm not setting up the same old taxy companies that we see on the roads today. i am going to be the bill gates or steve job of taxi. i'll go down in the history books as the man who revolutionised the taxi industry.

my plan: to have taxi concession. all you need to do is buy this 'card' which has a prepaid value of 500 dollars each and that lasts for 30 days at a time. the best part is, you can have unlimited number of taxi rides during that 30 day period. midnight charges, erp charges and whatever shite that comes with charges are included in that 500 dollars. if i can get 100 customers a month, i will be earning a profit of at least 30000 dollars a month. not bad for just sitting at home playing xbox.

till then, please don't waste money on taxis. save it for the future when "afzal's taxi services" comes into the 'industry for lazy assholes' picture.


afzal

Short entry of a lonely guy

saw this dude on the train just now with all his fingers bandaged. poor guy. must have wanked his whole dick off to the extent of wrecking his fingers. oh well. happy recovering.

i feel that i am at a huge disadvantage being a poly student. that's because i have to pay adult fare whenever i hop on the train or bus whereas those bastards and bitches in uniform pay twice less than me for each trip, at least. i'm 19, they're 19 too. but why do i have to pay so much more? yes i agree that poly students are made up of people from different walks of life from teenagers to men fit enough to be your father-in-law and it's not possible for these almost-senior citizens to pay the same prices as their children do.

therefore i have come up with a solution. banish these old people out of the polytechnics so that we Gen Y soldiers can pay cheap transport fees. and of course if i were to write this suggestion to my MP it'd probably be placed in the junk mail section. the most feasible solution is to do away with the 'categorising according to insitute of education' and introduce 'categorising according to age group'. all those below 21 shall pay child fare. all grown-ups are to pay adult fare. albeit some of the u-21s might not be schooling anymore but are already working, i feel that they should be entitled to paying child fare since they're most probably living under the same roof as their old folks and are still receiving financial support from them.

to wrap things up, sometimes i think idiots like me can come up with brilliant ideas.


afzal