Road Bullies
i'd like to retire at a young age so i can enjoy the fruits of my labour longer. with that in mind i've come up with a quick money making scheme.
everyone loves conveniences, everyone loves wasting money. taxies i reckon are on number 1 on the list of 'money wasted on'. therefore i wish to set up my own taxi company because i want to take advantage of all the money gone down the drain splurged on unnecessary comodities like taxy rides. but hold on, i'm not setting up the same old taxy companies that we see on the roads today. i am going to be the bill gates or steve job of taxi. i'll go down in the history books as the man who revolutionised the taxi industry.
my plan: to have taxi concession. all you need to do is buy this 'card' which has a prepaid value of 500 dollars each and that lasts for 30 days at a time. the best part is, you can have unlimited number of taxi rides during that 30 day period. midnight charges, erp charges and whatever shite that comes with charges are included in that 500 dollars. if i can get 100 customers a month, i will be earning a profit of at least 30000 dollars a month. not bad for just sitting at home playing xbox.
till then, please don't waste money on taxis. save it for the future when "afzal's taxi services" comes into the 'industry for lazy assholes' picture.
afzal
everyone loves conveniences, everyone loves wasting money. taxies i reckon are on number 1 on the list of 'money wasted on'. therefore i wish to set up my own taxi company because i want to take advantage of all the money gone down the drain splurged on unnecessary comodities like taxy rides. but hold on, i'm not setting up the same old taxy companies that we see on the roads today. i am going to be the bill gates or steve job of taxi. i'll go down in the history books as the man who revolutionised the taxi industry.
my plan: to have taxi concession. all you need to do is buy this 'card' which has a prepaid value of 500 dollars each and that lasts for 30 days at a time. the best part is, you can have unlimited number of taxi rides during that 30 day period. midnight charges, erp charges and whatever shite that comes with charges are included in that 500 dollars. if i can get 100 customers a month, i will be earning a profit of at least 30000 dollars a month. not bad for just sitting at home playing xbox.
till then, please don't waste money on taxis. save it for the future when "afzal's taxi services" comes into the 'industry for lazy assholes' picture.
afzal
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