let's go to indonesia to look for a wife

esdy and i were joking the other day about how singapore would eventually cave in one day because of the tunneling done for the many train lines. and now, it's really happened. we shall talk about getting a hot girlfriend the next time we meet. afterall, we're ugly so getting a pretty girlfriend shouldn't be a problem.

ntuc FAIRprice

So how do you tell if you're good looking or not? Simple. If your other half is gorgeous or handsome, you are ugly. Because God is fair. You cannot have the best of both worlds. And neither can the theory of magnetism be wrong; opposites attract.

the Earth is becoming a hotter place to live in.

dj pink panther

i've yet to find my starlight.

i need you boo

at times, i feel like i need a girlfriend because the boys aren't always free to come over to my place and play my playstation 3 so she can be their substitute. but in the first place which girl actually plays playstation 3, and what more winning 11?

alfie remi and i realise that we don't have pretty ladies in our clique of friends. i'm not complaining cause it's not totally a bad thing. just imagine, if all the hot chics were our friends, then there's no more girls for us to sleep with. unless you don't mind banging your friend. but that is just so wrong to me.

i think i am full of shit at times. ok all the time.

french connection united kingdom

someone told me "you have to be a man and tell your girlfriend to fuck off when you're busy or need your own personal space."

but with a girlfriend who's as hot as jessica biel, how do i?

today is mothers' day

it was nice meeting khalies and fariza after a long time but it could have been nicer if khalies had paid for the meal. afterall, she initiated the meet up.

boys will be boys

after buying the playstation 3 and a few games to go along with it, i need to start selling my ass if i want to get the electronic drumkit and my own lcd tv.

if you add up the total i've spent on the toys i already have, i can own a motorbike!

the only reason why i watch mtv chart attack is because of taya.

drunk

oh my goodness i have just ordered for myself a playstation III. i should get it by this friday. so KGB, please make yourselves free this weekend.

love is cinta

there're three different persons you'll meet in this world. the one you love, the one who loves you most and the one you're going to marry.

ironman is a must watch movie.

the words

if parquet is pronounced as par-kay, why is banquet not pronounced as bank-kueh?
if linger is pronounced as ling-ger, why is lingerie lawn-je-ray?

titsy

i got this tip while watching coupling. jeff murdoch says to remember to take off your socks right after you remove your shoes before you have sex. if you forget to do so, you'll be a naked man in socks. not nice.

i miss the days where i could play football everyday after school.

what's my age again?

everyone will grow old, but not everyone will grow up.

if i have to love the woman i marry and not marry the woman i love, i'd rather marry a BMW 6 series convertible.

i realise that i am good at wasting money on expensive boys toys. so mama was right, no matter how much you earn, you will still feel that it isn't enough.