telly tubby

The Smokers' Anthem:

Smoke smoke smoke,
Everyday must smoke.
One day don't smoke,
Don't feel shiok.

i am addicted to Beach Ball Babes because of Dawn Yeoh and Love Blossoms because of Felicia Chin. the latest season of Jeritan Sepi has my two thumbs up for depicting very closely the issues going on in the malay community. as you can see i've been sitting in front of the telly quite alot lately.

what are taxis for?

my thighs feel like they've been stabbed by a knife after running 16km. my goal is to run the full Standard Chartered Marathon by the end of this year.

i'm crazy i know.

who are we?

the olympic games is coming soon so i'd like to say Go Team (PR) Singapore! i'm disheartened to know that we've become so desperate for sporting glory that we resort to engaging the services of foreigners. some can't even speak english.

although it might look like we're following in the footsteps of the french national football team, they are different from us as their players have been living in france for a very long time and some are the descendents of immigrants. whereas in our case, we 'buy' them over with our citizenship.

in my opinion we should just make do with whatever resources we have. winning is secondary, doing our best more important. togo, a third world country, with only a slightly higher population than singapore of 5.7 million people, has made it to the world cup. if singapore can keep the scoreline to a single digit when they play against brazil next monday, then i believe we can make it to world cup in fifty years time.

laughs out loud

i was the center of attraction in the mrt just now when i burst out laughing thanks to farid. there was this my-chemical-romance-type of guy standing beside us with his canon eos around his neck and camera bag slung across his shoulder. so farid said,"why cant he keep the camera in the bag?!" it's just like going to school with a school bag but all your books are in your hands.

kids nowadays.

to all the losers out there, myself included, let's be cool. let's hang a dslr around our necks.

amoy

i told farid i wanted a chinese girlfriend. but he says if i were to marry her, she'll be a nyonya when we grow old. floral printed blouse, three quarter pants, trolley, market. get the picture?

i'd like to share this with everyone. follow your head and not your heart, for your head is always right, and it's your heart that makes you cry. that is copyright so if you dare steal it i wish batman would fuck you in the ass at some staircase of a hdb flat.

dangdut cowboys

their command of malay is better than mine.



i don't know if he knows the whole world can see his erection but anyway pakcik you're still cool cause you're old yet you still know how to have fun.

orang kahwin song

i told azfar i could be the guest dj on his brother's wedding but i think he doesn't want to scare all his aunties and uncles away. anyway enjoy the must-have-for-every-wedding song.

rules of engagement

i was hanging out with the usual people when i came up with the few golden rules in finding a wife, if i ever do.

1) she doesn't wear a tudung.
2) she cannot wear any clothes in the house.
3) she must be rich.

shouldn't be too difficult.

i received a huge birthday present yesterday; sweet. thanks babe. i know you read my blog.

poor esdy. it was his last weekend in singapore but yet it was one full of bad luck. all the places we wanted to go to were packed and had to route march before getting a cab back. worst of all, he left his stuff with our photographer after she left. mind you we had to wait freaking long just to get a cab and being the reluctant gentlemen, we let her have the cab first. so we had to wait for the cab to make one round. while waiting there were a number of available cabs. just as he took back the stuff, there were no more cabs. how unlucky can we get?

so now there'll be one person to share repeated jokes and porn sites with once he's gone. anyway we shall go down under next year and check him out. g'day mate.

goodbye