star light, star bright

it was only during bookout just now when my friend called me 2nd Lieutenant Md Afzal Sir that i realise how close i am to being officially addressed in that manner.

all that separates me from that proud day on the SAFTI MI parade square in the smart number one uniform is 2 overseas trips within this 4 months. the halfway point has been crossed and it's now a dash to the finish line.

dear God, please help me.

stupid cupid

valentine's day is bullshit. if you really love your boy/girlfriend, you should make every single day spent together valentine's day.

kids do the dumbest things

Here are a few of the things which you have probably done when you still found joy in watching half naked tribeswomen on discovery channel, and now when you think about it, you realise how dumb you were.

1) when the game on your old school 16-bit megadrive doesn't load, you remove the cartridge and start blowing into it. do you actually think that helps?

2) you press a certain combination of buttons on your digimon for each battle and you do it so religiously. like as if it'll work.

3) spending your weekly pocket money to modify your tamiya car only to see it go round and round a silly track.

4) showing off your pager like as though you had some big time business.

and last but not least the grandfather of all dumbness,

5) saying the words 'i nak sound you stead boleh?'


when i get married next time i'll go down on one knee and propose to my wife 'i nak main you tanpa dosa lagi boleh?'