at that upon of time

everyone has friends. for most of us, some friends actually turn out to be very good ones. best friends exist too. in my opinion, at one point or another, you surely have had a crush, no matter how tiny or huge it is, on your best friend. i have alot of very good friends and honestly, i have had a crush on a few of them.

morrissey

i'm stuck to morrissey's songs now, again. the last time i was glued to his songs was a year or two back.

school's in. i don't see any chics. maybe just one or two but it's very sparse. every lecturer's gone through this semester's work plan. i see so many tests, assignments and projects. to add icing to the cake, my group and i have yet to complete our gargantuan of a final year project; unmanned air surveillance vehicle. in layman's terms: remote controlled airplane with a camera mounted underneath the body with a live feed to a monitor on the ground.

i wasn't really looking forward to the month of ramadhan but now in the midst of it, i suddenly feel happy about it.

fyi, it'll still be sharLIEza. don't tingtong ok?

act smart

customer: can i have skyjuice?
me: ya sure. do you want it on the rocks?
customer: huh? rocks?
me: ice -.-
customer: ah yes ok

that guy totally got burned by me for trying to act smart. what's wrong with just saying iced water? is it that embarrassing?

kiddo

if i have a daughter in the future, i'll name her Sharlieza. that's to remember shareena, khaliesah and fariza. with that said, please do not copy the name Sharlieza. i wouldn't want my daughter's name to be someone else's name too.

work sucks, i know.

correction

-that number 10 will be the future eighth wonder of the world-

the seven wonders of the world should be changed to:

1) Pele
2) Diego Maradona
3) Franz Beckenbauer
4) George Best
5) Johan Cruyff
6) Lionel Messi
7) Ronaldinho Gaucho

Football is simple, but the most difficult thing is to play simple football.

iCandy

smile!

on the way home from work today, i bumped into my eye candy again. fester said she's not bad but he's seen better. uka, didn't give any comments.

i shall muster all the courage i have to at least smile at her the next time we meet. will there even be a next time (tingtong sentence) ?

i need a holiday and 3 girlfriends

the funniest photo in perth

i already have enough money to go for a holiday anywhere in southeast asia. but i'd rather save up a little bit more and go somewhere far away over the rainbow. right now my plans are to go to england. that's why ma said don't quit work yet cause i still have to get more cash and she'll top up the rest. i'll probably go there after i've gotten my diploma and if i don't get into the air force for national service, i won't come back!

there is no where on earth that i can get 3 girlfriends. i'll have to think this one over carefully. come to think of it, i'll pity the next girlfriend i have, if i ever were to have one. why? that's cause i'm going to cheat the shit outta her. i'll see other girls behind her back, make her pay for every single thing and most importantly just don't treat her well. muahahaha. i'm such a bitch.

selamat berpuasa, selamat berbuka puasa, selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin.

test

fuck you.

the strokes

they say, a picture tells a thousand words.

ta

how wonderful it could have been, if i had watched with khalies the match between arsenal and man utd where arsenal beat their rivals 1-0. esdy's presence would surely make the atmosphere even more interesting. right now i'm imagining us watching the match at simpang with khalies and esdy in total dismay at how poorly their beloved team is performing. shareena would most probably be there too but all she knows is kaka and ac milan so it wouldn't make much of a difference.

what a waste, not being able to see the picturesque expressions of esdy and khalies when the final whistle was blown to mark the defeat of the i-told-ya-they-suck man utd. =)

kiss my ass

I WANT TO QUIT! terminating me would be fine too. makes my job easier.

mobility

my handphone is spoilt. i cannot send text messages. therefore do not send me any messages because i will not reply to them. call me instead.

yeah!

fish n co

those are the two fighting fish i bought after the rainy lunch with rosey and shiela.

last saturday's eastcapade friends (clockwise) : ellia, esdy, myself, shareena, khalies

not in photo because she's the photographer: joanna

it's a circus out there

if i were to give everyone, past and present, at starbucks wisma atria a nickname, they would be (some are already a permanent nickname given by the partners):

siew lee: boss
sam: tamil hero
amin: abishek bachan
elfe: rocka chic
mia: mama (mia)
mushroom: hanyut
christina: aguilera
taufiq: tau tau
edwin: sergeant
xian: doctor
nizam: fester
vincent: big daddy
renuka: pastry queen
elly: miss vogue
uka: jambo chicago
aisyah: hyper
michelle: red cheeks
selina: twin
jalela: apple goreng
sabrina: teenage witch

what about myself? suggestions anyone? vulgarities are welcomed.

p.s. i'm veryy happy that elfe's happy to have a nice caramel latte by yours truly. =D

not repeating any

I'M LEFT WITH JUST ONE MORE SEMESTER IN POLYTECHNIC!

past semestral exam results are divided into the good, the bad and the ugly.

the good
industrial attachment: A - i worked like a dog in the air force so i deserve an A
mechanics III: B+ - skipped all lectures and just did tutorials and past year papers so it's good!
avionic systems: B+ - mugged like fuck and the projects were crazy

the bad
the following modules all received a C+:

communication skills for work: i failed one of the in-course assesments
aircraft powerplants II: handed in reports and assignments more than a month late and thus, many marks deducted
aircraft systems: threw away a 15 mark question in exam
basic principles of IT law: didn't bring notes to open book tests (i get an A for stupidity here)

looking at all the excuses i gave, i could have easily gotten a B.

the ugly
last but not least, a C for organisational management. lame module which nobody gives a cunt about.

anyhow, see you in school next semester!

i promise to do better next semester (i say this after every semester ends) and be the first MAT president's scholar!

jam hop

it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. much thanks to mia. =)

viper love

who needs a girlfriend when you can have many friends who are girls? at first when you start to get to know a girl, she seems like a very nice young lady whom you think will do you good in bed but at the same time someone worth loving. but when she becomes your girlfriend, she turns into a bitch monster. she will drain every cent out of you and slowly eat your heart away. girlfriends are a drag. you are obliged to love, not look at other girls' breasts, have sex with her only, spend all your free time talking to her on the phone or sending text messages and the most dreadful of all send her home after a date cause she's too blind and lame for her to go home by herself that she needs your utmost assistance and there's a whole string of other rules and regulations that you must abide by when you're no longer available and taken by a bitch monster. by having someone to call your girl, you are in fact signing a contract, more rather your life away, that can end anytime and at the end of it, you will be the one at lost. no gain whatsoever. all those 'this relationship taught me a lesson' or 'i realised girlfriends are bitch monsters' are bullshit. those are not considered as something that you gain, although it might, from an acute angle, look like you've gained some invaluable and priceless experience. after a break up, all your money will be gone, your friends that you dissed during the relationship might probably have left you and your energy to love, or even like someone, all dissipated.

the moral of the story is, a girlfriend is a bitch monster.

beasts

ever thought of what it would feel like if your ears and nose were cut off and have your eyes dug out with a knife? you are hung upside down and beaten with the handle of an axe till all your ribcages are broken. the cries of your son linger in the background while your husband relentlessly beats you like a man possessed by a devil. with all the energy that you can muster, you scream for help. in a few short moments your neighbours rush into your bedroom to find you unconscious and bloody.

this was what happened to a woman in pakistan. she was interviewed by national geographic channel and her story was documented. this is only one of the few hundred cases of domestic abuse that's going on in pakistan. she is lucky to have survived the unimaginable ordeal. the reason why these helpless women are beaten and quite a majority of them burnt to death, is because they were seen talking to another man. as such, it is presumed that that was an act of adultery. to protect his honour and pride, the husband commits these inhuman acts to justify for the wife's sins. sadly, although the government of pakistan condones these acts, nothing much is being done to stop and protect the women of the country.

where the fuck are oprah winfrey and other womens' rights activists?!

maybe i'm perfect for you

walk down the stretch of orchard road and open your eyes like a mauri, you will see hot chics holding hands with ugly dicks and vice versa. there goes a saying 'opposites attract'. with reference to the above supporting detail, it certainly does indeed. we live in an unfair world so we'll just have to accept this unexplainable phenomena.

my friend has just moved into a hostel in NUS. i will bring the 'mari kita sembahyang' book and azan in your room when i visit you ok? i will bring a huge framed up picture of myself and i will force you to hang it in your room. it's a nude picture by the way. as much as you miss me and i miss you, i miss her too. haha.

thanks to everyone who visited me at work today. my cousin and friends, and especially nisa for your pleasant surprise. =)

absurdity

whenever boredom gets the better of me online, i like to view friendster profiles. once, after viewing this girl's profile, she added me as a friend when we're not even acquaintances. i duly accepted, cause i was bored like always and no harm having one more person in your friends list innit? so then i asked her why did she add me when she doesn't even know me? the answer given was, although till today it still tests the very existance of logic in homosapiens, "you viewed my profile so i added you back". so does that mean i look at your boobs you can let me touch them? if that were the case, this world would be a much better place.

my friend has a habit of typing things like AISAVMOU or LAKSDKWE whenever i say something stupid. so i asked her "do you type with your tits so that's why things like that come out?" her answer: PMOWEQIUO.

WHY?!

free show

the world's best office

posers and a real pilot at air force open house last friday

i no longer have something to look forward to at work, besides meeting my partners that is.

win-win

i bought a new book today, for just one dollar. it costs less than a McChicken cause it's second hand. so i guess if you ask mr ronald mcdonald for a second hand Big Mac, you might just get it at a dollar too.

so you wonder what book i bought. it's titled "trainspotting". and why this book? the reason is simply because there was this review in huge words on the front cover that said "this book deserves to sell more copies than the bible". that was just enough to persuade me to give this book a shot. furthermore, the 15 minutes worth of starbucks wage (one buck) that i paid for is going to charity. so that makes it all worthwhile.


HI FARIZA. =)