viper love

who needs a girlfriend when you can have many friends who are girls? at first when you start to get to know a girl, she seems like a very nice young lady whom you think will do you good in bed but at the same time someone worth loving. but when she becomes your girlfriend, she turns into a bitch monster. she will drain every cent out of you and slowly eat your heart away. girlfriends are a drag. you are obliged to love, not look at other girls' breasts, have sex with her only, spend all your free time talking to her on the phone or sending text messages and the most dreadful of all send her home after a date cause she's too blind and lame for her to go home by herself that she needs your utmost assistance and there's a whole string of other rules and regulations that you must abide by when you're no longer available and taken by a bitch monster. by having someone to call your girl, you are in fact signing a contract, more rather your life away, that can end anytime and at the end of it, you will be the one at lost. no gain whatsoever. all those 'this relationship taught me a lesson' or 'i realised girlfriends are bitch monsters' are bullshit. those are not considered as something that you gain, although it might, from an acute angle, look like you've gained some invaluable and priceless experience. after a break up, all your money will be gone, your friends that you dissed during the relationship might probably have left you and your energy to love, or even like someone, all dissipated.

the moral of the story is, a girlfriend is a bitch monster.