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one for the album.

i've not even stepped on the plate yet what more hit a home run? but no worries, patience is a virtue, just like fishing. although hooking a fish at 4am at pasir ris beach is more unlikely that hooking up with a girl and sleeping with her. baseball players wear helmets and protective equipment when they're about to hit a ball, and so having sex is like being a baseball player. make sure you get all the protective equipment ready before swinging your balls round the back. who says wearing a condom isn't the same as not wearing it? you'll still feel the highs, just like the batter who hit the ball out of the park and to end up in ecstasy. home run.

just don't hit strike three.