it's a circus out there

if i were to give everyone, past and present, at starbucks wisma atria a nickname, they would be (some are already a permanent nickname given by the partners):

siew lee: boss
sam: tamil hero
amin: abishek bachan
elfe: rocka chic
mia: mama (mia)
mushroom: hanyut
christina: aguilera
taufiq: tau tau
edwin: sergeant
xian: doctor
nizam: fester
vincent: big daddy
renuka: pastry queen
elly: miss vogue
uka: jambo chicago
aisyah: hyper
michelle: red cheeks
selina: twin
jalela: apple goreng
sabrina: teenage witch

what about myself? suggestions anyone? vulgarities are welcomed.

p.s. i'm veryy happy that elfe's happy to have a nice caramel latte by yours truly. =D