i need a holiday and 3 girlfriends

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i already have enough money to go for a holiday anywhere in southeast asia. but i'd rather save up a little bit more and go somewhere far away over the rainbow. right now my plans are to go to england. that's why ma said don't quit work yet cause i still have to get more cash and she'll top up the rest. i'll probably go there after i've gotten my diploma and if i don't get into the air force for national service, i won't come back!

there is no where on earth that i can get 3 girlfriends. i'll have to think this one over carefully. come to think of it, i'll pity the next girlfriend i have, if i ever were to have one. why? that's cause i'm going to cheat the shit outta her. i'll see other girls behind her back, make her pay for every single thing and most importantly just don't treat her well. muahahaha. i'm such a bitch.

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