4 years ago

that was my secondary school prom night. she was the girl everyone in school was willing to die for. no she wasn't my date. we just took a picture together.

Cineleisure regular customers

another friday, another midnight movie.

i'm thinking about sex. farid too i think.

she's thinking "i want to take a picture with farid not that asshole behind me."

whatever happened?

they're not paid a million dollars a month for nothing. they are being paid that much because they're the best at it, and deliver the goods when it most matters. they're worshipped by millions around the world because they show you that miracles exist. they're hated by many more millions because they bring despair and devastation without any mercy or warning.

they're manchester united. down by two goals at the end of the first half, many of us especially the chelsea fans would have thought that it's game over. man utd did just the opposite in the last 45 minutes of the game by bagging four goals, although two of which are lucky ones, and sending the everton fans into utter disbelief.

i miss being the star of the tpjc soccer team. i think i was the star. at least i wasn't the reserve.

jim junkie

put me inside the cockpit an A4 Super Skyhawk right now in France, and i swear i will hit every fuckin' target with every bomb dropped.

put me inside the cockpit of a BAE Hawk right now in Canada, and i swear i will shoot down every mother's son out of the sky.

BUSOK

like seriously, what the FUCK!?

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sanjaya and scofield. i can't wait for NS. what if i die there?!

p.s. hi aidylanilda. i seem to be your parting line in your entries. =p

goodbye!

It is with great reluctance that I submit this letter of resignation, effective XXXX, 2007 as I will be enlisting into National Service with the Army.

It has been my genuine pleasure to work for Starbucks Coffee Company during the last year. I have enjoyed working with Starbucks’ fine staff of professionals and partners and will miss everyone when I leave. I wish you and Starbucks Coffee Company continued success in all your endeavors.

Thank you for allowing me to be part of this exciting and fulfilling career as a barista.

Sincerely,
Mohd Afzal

tripping

PHUKET DURING THE FIRST WEEK OF JUNE ANYONE? I GURANTEE YOU S$500 IS ENOUGH TO COVER EVERYTHING FROM AIRFARE TO ACCOMODATION AND FOOD. NOBODY SHOPS IN PHUKET SO DON'T THINK ABOUT BUYING FAKE LOUIS VUITTON HANDBAGS OR WHATSOEVER.

YOU HAVE MY HANDPHONE NUMBER, GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. I'M LOOKIN FOR TRAVEL MATES. MUST KNOW HOW TO PARTY.

the stars who bring in the bucks

they will be greatly missed when i'm sleeping in a trench in the jungle.

THE PRE-ENLISTMENT SONG

is not majulah singapura.

the art of

the short hair days. 55 more days to even shorter hair.

MUSHROOM STOP SLEEPING IN CLASS

i am one step closer to living a childhood dream. if ever i do make it, even to just three white bars on my shoulder, i shall:

1) send my parents on a long luxurious holiday
2) buy my brothers a PS3
3) treat ALL my friends
4) buy a pair of manolo blahniks for stressed@hotmail.com
5) THANK GOD.

happy birthday starbucks wisma atria. i think.

i scored last night

i don't know if i should be proud of this but i got laid by this girl i just got to know through friendster. at first we added each other on msn and then we switched to talking on the phone. after a few hours of talking it was already 3 in the morning. she lived near me so we decided to go to the macdonalds at our house for a super late supper or very early breakfast, whichever way you wanna call it, since we both were hungry. after the meal, somehow or rather, both of us got horny so we went to the park and i scored. homerun. =)

anyway that whole paragraph is utter bullshit. to all those who believed it, afzal 1, you 0.

today, like seriously for real, i went back to my alma mater singapore poly to meet a few of my friends. first it was shiela and her ipod, then yang loong and his psp, kamal and aleph, and last but not least lydia. at work, esdybayor and shareena dropped by. when i reached home, the first person to greet me on msn as soon as i signed in was fariha my number one peoples.

today was a good day, and one more day closer to my enlistment.

BYE!

yours truly is fucking leaving for good to tekong this june the 16th to be an army recruit.

choose life

it's five in the morning and i can't sleep. like as if all of you needed to know that. this is the disease that's happening in most people's blogs. you write things what people don't wanna know and give a damn about.

thank goodness for peekvid.com. i'll waste my morning away watching trainspotting, just like the junkie lads in the movie who wake up everyday to find themselves in a pile of shit and vomit.

i don't know why the scots don't like the english and vice versa. i guess it works the same way between us singapore malays and malaysian malays.

hotel yishun st 81

if i continue to do closing thrice a week and go home at 3am every friday and saturday, my house will literally turn into a hotel. my mum will be the chambermaid because i leave my mess all over the house and she has to clean them up for me. my brothers are guests of the hotel too except that they always return back to their rooms by 7pm everyday and have to do a little bit of work in exchange for living in the hotel for free. my dad is the boss of the hotel. from monday to friday, he attends to his other business, advertising, just so that he is able to sustain the cost of operating the hotel.

we're giving raffles and fullerton hotel a run for their money.

pretty fly for a malay boy

esdy says:
any news ke blom kau nye enlistment
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
da
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
police
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
DA SEDIH
esdy says:
KAU SERIOUS TAK
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
serious ar
esdy says:
baru dapat ?
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
ah2 tadi
esdy says:
enlistment date ?
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
aku acar je
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
HAHAHAHAHA
esdy says:
ya aler
esdy says:
abeh ape ?
Noxaned Axzal Din ★ says:
tak dpt apape
esdy says:
miki la kau
esdy says:
btol2 dapat baru tau

ministry of

the ministry of defence has come calling yet again for another one of the brothers of the kgb fraternity. this time it's alfie remi. his time will come soon to serve his nation with the civil defence.

as for me, i'm still camping beside my letter box just waiting and waiting and waiting. send me the letter soon. i'm getting impatient already.

GSF, not

to everyone who has been using GSF against me, it is my great honour to take back what i said. for your info, GSF is a punk song from mxpx and it doesn't stand for girls suck forever. it stands for GIRLS SCHMIRLS FOUNDATION. i don't know what schmirls stand for so don't ask.

girls don't suck, i love them. ok freaky-teaky?

MXPX
"GSF"

You didn't have to be so mean to me
I guess now I see how it's gonna be
I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind
Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time
Girls ain't no good anymore, anyway!
Not for one second have I understood
Why they do what they do, why they say what they say
Always happens to my friends, it always happens to me
It's taken me 19 years to finally see
She said "Can we just be friends?
It's just not working out."
Another broken heart that I can do without
Girls ain't no good anymore, anyway!
Not for one second have I understood
Why they do what they do, why they say what they say

return to innocence

i miss farid, who's gone off to the home team academy to learn how to be a policeman. farid is the one person whom i can call at anytime of the day and not disappoint me if i feel like going for a drink or two. right now there's no one whom i can depend on who will do the same that he's been doing for the past few months.

to all the ladies out there, farid is single but on his availability, i'm not too sure and i'm positive he's not yours to take. if however you do get to win his heart, you will find out that he is one of the nicest people you can ever meet.

national service steals someone's son, brother, boyfriend and buddy.

the jetsons

i think i have cool parents. my mum wears ripcurl shoes that i bought her as a birthday present which she dearly adores, and my dad listens to the ipod. on top of that, i don't have to lie to them if i wanted to go clubbing. most of the time they'll allow me to go, on the conditions that "no drinking, smoking and sex."

pictures tell thousands of words

these are kinda overdue but here are some of the many things that i will remember about phuket. lovely place.







farid aka p. ramlee's last few days as a civilian.

the sims

take a minute or two to watch this. literally.

GSF (Girls Suck Forever)

we had a car for the day so that's why we were at a multi-storey carpark. as you can see, the picture is fit for an album cover but azfar just had to make it otherwise.

this is my favourite picture. just look at the background.

and then there were four on the dancefloor cause esdy was injured. awesome foursome.

the next morning we were poor so we went to tuas to work.

this is what we do. pack boxes for 10 dollars an hour. so fuck starbucks.

copper and i taking a break to make 10 dollars an hour feel even more worth it.

last night we were dashing young bachelors. today we're sweaty young banglas.

the best daze of my life.