welcome to the mat parade

"buy me pesi," esdy said
"i no money. ask them," alfian said.
"my gawd she's damn hot. if only i can fuck her," i said.

"you talk about fuckin girls like as though you're buying bread," azfar said.

if only fucking a girl is as easy as buying a loaf of gardenia bread from NTUC. OK I AM JUST KIDDING. I AM REALLY JUST KIDDING.

it's times like today that will make me feel like swimming back to mainland singapore from tekong.