numero uno

i'm sorry ladies i'm attached already. to a sony playstation II. believe it or not this is my second playstation II because the first one decided to rest in peace. if only human girlfriends come as easy as playstations.

everyone knows how lazy i am when it comes to work. well now with my girlfriend sitting at the foot of my bed, i'm even lazier.

someone once told me sb-wa is like chelsea. a very financially sound organisation but at a price. either you play according to instructions or you're out, no matter how good you are.