lame joke

my mother believed that tattoo was real

qn: what do you call someone who has a diploma?
ans: a diplomat

acherly i think hor, have handphone not such a good idea. later everytime your friend sms you ask you stupid thing or call you to tingtong here and there. so troublesome one. and den hor, later you cannot control den u sms alot alot, wah knncb the bill soot so high. it more worse lor if you got gf and she the very possessive that kind. everywhere you go she ask you report strength as though she scared you run away to africa. i feel like a stupid dog if i got girlfriend den she liddat. slap her den she noe. ok my fren i gtg already my boss ask me go sell dvd at bus stop.