before i die

i think the people who play football at my neighbourhood's street soccer court have very weird and funny nicknames given to them. a few of them are as follows:

vishal: crouch (as tall and skinny as peter crouch)
khairul: setan (looks like satan)
hamritpal: hamid (cause he can speak malay)
balvinder: monkeypal (they say he looks like a monkey)
jamal: jiji (his brother azmie calls him that)
azmie: mac (i have no idea)
rakesh: emoshit (emo fan)
mazli: mas (sounds sweet and feminine)
aliff: belalang (looks like the boy from nujum pak belalang)
alip: budin(coz he looks like this guy called biden)
helmi: park ji sung (they have the same eyes!)
jamelvan: ja-neneh (we love tits)
subash: zinadey (zidane wannabe. wake up dey!)
kanna: kannavaro (our defender)
myself: golof