men are mats, women are minahs
whoever said they can live without the opposite sex. the truth is, men need women, and women need men.
why men need women:
they need someone to clean the house, wash the clothes, take the remote control, go to the market, make the bed, wash the car, clean the fishtank, clear the thrash, work and bring home income, scrub the toilet, beat the shit out of, cook four meals a day, polish their shoes, service the aircon, be a clown when it gets boring, turn on the telly and last but not least, produce little monsters.
why women need men:
they need someone to buy them shoes, clothes, bras, bags, g-strings, ice-cream, flowers, satisfy their horny desires, cheat on, slap, come whining to when they ting-tong, accompany them to the toilet late at night, treat them to movies, show off to their girlfriends, be their chaffeur, lose their virginity, run a country and finally, someone to blame when all goes wrong.
all in all, the dicks need the cunts and the breasts need the chests.
why men need women:
they need someone to clean the house, wash the clothes, take the remote control, go to the market, make the bed, wash the car, clean the fishtank, clear the thrash, work and bring home income, scrub the toilet, beat the shit out of, cook four meals a day, polish their shoes, service the aircon, be a clown when it gets boring, turn on the telly and last but not least, produce little monsters.
why women need men:
they need someone to buy them shoes, clothes, bras, bags, g-strings, ice-cream, flowers, satisfy their horny desires, cheat on, slap, come whining to when they ting-tong, accompany them to the toilet late at night, treat them to movies, show off to their girlfriends, be their chaffeur, lose their virginity, run a country and finally, someone to blame when all goes wrong.
all in all, the dicks need the cunts and the breasts need the chests.
posted by Mud at 8:26 AM
4 Comments:
ok dude.
some of it are pure shallow thinking. tsk tskkk.. time to change ur mindset~
so it's right to say i love you cause i'm shallow?
tak fahammmm.....
the thing i wanna say is, the bottom line is DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha.
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