Wednesday, November 01, 2006

you're the one for me fatty

it's not difficult guessing how long a couple has been together for.

  • holding hands tightly and smiling all the time: probably have only been together for a month
  • holding hands loosely or hands frequently slipping and faces are expressionless: around a year
  • not holding hands and either boyfriend or girlfriend is listening to mp3 or fiddling with handphone: few years (they're getting bloody bored with one another already)
  • walking far apart and trying to pretend they don't know their partner: married with two kids
  • one walking and the other sitting in a wheelchair: long service marriage award
  • both sleeping eternally beside people they don't know: rest in peace
so in conclusion, the secret to a lasting relationship is to handcuff your wife/husband. that way you have him beside you all the time and you can have bondage fun too.

5 Comments:

Blogger inxherxeyes said...

ahaks.woo. bondage. i loike. i agree to bondage!!! wooooots!!

8:56 AM  
Blogger Mud said...

btw, my friend got caught for trying to bring in handcuffs bought from australia into singapore. hahahahaha.

9:00 AM  
Blogger nisa said...

bondage sehhh.. go try it out and tell me k. or you want to try it out with me filming? since im always holding a camera in hand for some school stuffs.

alamakk. i really tak faham what i type seh. i hope you do.

p.s: mushroom, isit? i saw you at fast food a few days ago. hehh. just wanted to say that.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha. yet another crappy-yet-funny entry of yours. but it doesnt seem to apply to me. so i say NO! haha

9:45 PM  
Blogger Mud said...

nisa: sex is haram la. can only do it with your spouse.

nadia: cause you and your bf are an odd couple. =p

12:49 AM  

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