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it's no wonder our world is divided into two extremes. one of which is wealth. the rich are filthy rich, the poor are measly poor. there's this saying, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer. but let's make this world a better place for you and i by changing it to the rich get richer, the poor can steal from the rich. that way the gap between the people who grow money on trees and the people who worship one cent will reduce from the size of the grand canyon to the singapore river.
i think tattoos are cool. but my religion forbids me from turning my body into piece of artwork. therefore i swear to abstain from having even a single dot of tattoo on any part of my body. i have quite alot of background knowledge about my religion ok? but let's just say i were to make one, i can safely bet that my parents will take the bluntest knife they can find and skin me alive. either that or they'll drag me by my hair and put me on top of the stove and burn the tattoo away. i'm also not surprised if they were to chop off the part of my body that has a tattoo. omg i can't imagine if i were to tattoo my neck. then they'll just chop off my head.
we need to review our telly viewer rating guides. tennis matches featuring maria sharapova should be rated r-21. go ahead and try this. watch sharapova play, then close your eyes. what do you hear? you hear repeated moans of orgasm after she hits the ball. doesn't that sound wrong enough to you? she hits the ball and then moans in orgasm. i've come up with a theory to why she hits the ball so well although she's of small physique. each time before she hits the ball, she imagines that it's the testicle of her ex-boyfriend who was a cheat coming right at her and therefore with all the power and might available in her petite figure, she hits the ball at amazing speeds and spins. so now does that explain why even someone so small sized can hit a ball faster than your dad's toyota? careful guys, don't date tennis players. she might well be imagining hitting your testicle if you've done anything wrong to her. aggravate her more an she might just smack your balls for real.
cheers,
tiger beer
i think tattoos are cool. but my religion forbids me from turning my body into piece of artwork. therefore i swear to abstain from having even a single dot of tattoo on any part of my body. i have quite alot of background knowledge about my religion ok? but let's just say i were to make one, i can safely bet that my parents will take the bluntest knife they can find and skin me alive. either that or they'll drag me by my hair and put me on top of the stove and burn the tattoo away. i'm also not surprised if they were to chop off the part of my body that has a tattoo. omg i can't imagine if i were to tattoo my neck. then they'll just chop off my head.
we need to review our telly viewer rating guides. tennis matches featuring maria sharapova should be rated r-21. go ahead and try this. watch sharapova play, then close your eyes. what do you hear? you hear repeated moans of orgasm after she hits the ball. doesn't that sound wrong enough to you? she hits the ball and then moans in orgasm. i've come up with a theory to why she hits the ball so well although she's of small physique. each time before she hits the ball, she imagines that it's the testicle of her ex-boyfriend who was a cheat coming right at her and therefore with all the power and might available in her petite figure, she hits the ball at amazing speeds and spins. so now does that explain why even someone so small sized can hit a ball faster than your dad's toyota? careful guys, don't date tennis players. she might well be imagining hitting your testicle if you've done anything wrong to her. aggravate her more an she might just smack your balls for real.
cheers,
tiger beer
posted by Mud at 7:15 AM
5 Comments:
i just love ur entries lar afzal!! made me laughed my ass off okay! haha. bila ni nak keje?
thursdayy. 4-10. congratulations mushroom you're the first person to leave a comment!
his entries can be as good and readable as elly's.. but the layout has got to change la.. hehehehe...
ooh mia, you are so asking for it! you know i'm honor-bound to rat on you, right?
affy, tattoos are cool... tattoos are also forever.
i would liken them to a snapshot of a period in your life... most people get a inked for a reason, to symbolize something... it can be a memory that makes you smile, or one that makes you wince in pain as you ponder how to remove the offending body part =)
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