Con Air

friend and i were talking on the phone last night. she suggested something rather peculiar but enticing. why not set up an even more budgeted airline since the aerospace industry is booming? we'd be able to give tiger airways and air asia a run for their money. all you have to do is own a plane and your passengers must own a parachute and know how to operate one. well this airline is special. it's neither comfortable to fly in nor is it for the faint-hearted. why? that's cause i'll fly above your destination kick your ass outta the plane when the time's right. yes i do not land the plane so deploy your parachute when you're outta the plane and land safely on the roof of your flat. in a matter of seconds you're home sweet home. no erp, traffic lights, traffic jams and traffic police. hassle free travelling at very low prices. thank you for choosing to fly with "you've got balls airlines".