Why did god invent women when airplanes were so much fun?

i miss flying very much. it's been 7 months and 3 days since i've flown an airplane by myself. flying solo is the best thing in the world and it's the best thing that i've ever done with my pants on. being in control of a literally balancing beam (yes flying's all about balancing moments with respect to a datum usually the nose of the plane) is no easy feat but it looks easy cause those pilots out there are the best in the business and safety's of very important essence. that's why i get fucked (not literally this time) by the instructors all the time. 'oi what you doing?!, juboh, palah buto adjust the frequency la not the volume, fly the fucking aircraft la!' are some of the things i have to hear each time i fuck things up. but when you're all alone up there with the silence and only the roar of the engine ringing through your headset into your ears, the feeling is beyond words. all the hours of practise put into half or an hour of solo flying is infuckincredible. it's all worth it.

therefore, flying beats women anytime. except my mother ok. she's the bestest.


in summary, airplanes are better than women except my mother because:

God just made it that way. (if you dare say it's not true, it means you're saying God's wrong. do you dare to?)