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everyone knows that football is a lucrative business. in view of this please exclude the s-league and other leagues from third world countries. the top players in europe earn as little as S$50,000 a week and have supermodels as their girlfriends and some of these players are so ugly, for example david beckham. considering the fact that majority of them only learned up to simultaneous equation in school, this is a hell alot of valuable pieces of paper with people's faces on them. furthermore, all they do everyday is just kick balls around with the occasional sprints here and there.
for once i felt what it's like to be earning $10 per half hour. unfortunately no supermodel is involved here. so what's the story morning glory? well my friends and i went to our school's street soccer court to play football. upon our arrival we realised that there was this really pathetic and mediocre tournament going on. imagine this, we saw people playing with jeans and slippers. so you wonder how many teams there are? three. therefore my friend asked if we could join and we were welcomed with open arms. after thrashing all the teams we emerged as winners, easy peasy. half an hour later after entering the tournament fpr free, our team walked away with a $50 Nike voucher. oh my goodness i have been winning countless numbers of vouchers during my 3 year stint in sp. i'm not surprised when i'm a working adult my salary will be in terms of vouchers, like NTUC vouchers, PUB vouchers, SMRT vouchers etc. being so sick and tired of these pieces of paper which doesn't have yusok ishak's face on them, i exchanged the voucher for $10 with my friend.
it feels good earning twice of what i'm earning an hour at starbucks for just half an hour's worth of sweat and orgasm. just for the record, singapore's national football team sucks to the extent that it should be disbanded and the funds from the fas should be donated to develop void deck football. hey, wayne rooney and thierry henry played on the streets as kids. look where they are now. so don't call the fucking cops when you see the kids playing at your void deck! we want to go to the world cup in 3 years time.
for once i felt what it's like to be earning $10 per half hour. unfortunately no supermodel is involved here. so what's the story morning glory? well my friends and i went to our school's street soccer court to play football. upon our arrival we realised that there was this really pathetic and mediocre tournament going on. imagine this, we saw people playing with jeans and slippers. so you wonder how many teams there are? three. therefore my friend asked if we could join and we were welcomed with open arms. after thrashing all the teams we emerged as winners, easy peasy. half an hour later after entering the tournament fpr free, our team walked away with a $50 Nike voucher. oh my goodness i have been winning countless numbers of vouchers during my 3 year stint in sp. i'm not surprised when i'm a working adult my salary will be in terms of vouchers, like NTUC vouchers, PUB vouchers, SMRT vouchers etc. being so sick and tired of these pieces of paper which doesn't have yusok ishak's face on them, i exchanged the voucher for $10 with my friend.
it feels good earning twice of what i'm earning an hour at starbucks for just half an hour's worth of sweat and orgasm. just for the record, singapore's national football team sucks to the extent that it should be disbanded and the funds from the fas should be donated to develop void deck football. hey, wayne rooney and thierry henry played on the streets as kids. look where they are now. so don't call the fucking cops when you see the kids playing at your void deck! we want to go to the world cup in 3 years time.
posted by Mud at 3:11 AM
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whaha. i sense a strong sense of kesemangatan in this entry. ho ho.
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