supermassive assholes and revelations

the muse concert was supermassive. to all you fucking losers out there who didn't manage to go, too bad. you missed out on the pushing and shoving, the jumping around, the chics and the music. muse gave the sweaty and ecstatic crowd a world class performance. the crowd got their money's worth and muse went away worth half a million dollars more. when we arrived the queue was like a snaking great wall of china. but then they opened another queue and we managed to get very near to the front. so far in front that one of the KGB was standing at the barricades slowly becoming breathless. after a while he couldn't take it and tapped out. the security helped him out and he was saved.

one thing which i clearly remember during the concert was me helping this really damn pretty girl who tripped because of all the pushing. before she fell to the ground, your hero here grabbed her by the arm and saved her. she thanked me since i saved her from a bunch of raving savages. =)

valuable lessons learnt from the concert are always keep a lookout for one another and never wear $70 slippers to such gigs.

it was a night well spent.