pinnochio

girlfriends should buy for their boyfriends a lie detector machine for christmas because i think boys are huge liars when it comes to relationships. we often lie so as not to hurt the girl or worse piss her off.

g: do i look ok in this?
b: yeahh you look nice (actually you look like shit and i am embarrassed to be your boyfriend)

g: can you send me home later?
b: sorry i can't cause ez link not enough cash (actually just being lazy)

g: what are you doing?
b: studying. i have a test tmw. call you later. (the tv's turned on and no book is opened)

g: do you want to meet tmw?
b: i'm sick i can't go out (he's really sick, sick of meeting her)

the two most difficult questions girls can ever ask guys are:

g: am i fat?
b: noooo la (when you're compared to an elephant)

g: do you love me?
b: of course (along with 3 other girls)