moment = F x A

everything we do in life has to have balance. it can range from a simple balanced diet to balancing between work and family. but i guess at this age, one of the hardest things to balance is time spent with your partner and your friends.

you want to spend sufficient time with your partner but yet you don't want to lose your friends and vice versa. so i have come up with a formula or theory as you may call it, on how to strike the perfect balance between your partner and your friends. warning: this might not work for everyone.

here goes the theory:

1 day = 24 hrs
you sleep = 12 hrs
time left to fuck around = 12 hrs
11 friends and 1 girlfriend = 12 homosexualsapiens
therefore for every 1 homosexual sapien, you can only spend 1 hour with.
thus spend 11 hours with your friends and 1 hour with your girlfriend.

so why will this theory work and why you should follow it? reason being it's better to lose 1 homosexualsapien than to lose 11. 11 hours of fucking around is better than just 1 hour innit?