fair play

i was warned not to get either a yellow or a red card this tournament. so far, i've not commited any foul at all, and kept all comments to myself. the painful memory of last tournament's send off is still fresh in my mind. i think i can deserve the most well-behaved player award this time round. i banged in 2 goals, literally. i was 2 yards away from the goal and i rammed a scorcher into the top corner of the net. absolutely no mercy. it was orgasmic.

fester saw her. dammit!