1 year ago i was a poor boy
when i get married, IF i ever do, i shall hold it during the fasting month. this will save me thousands of dollars. on what you may ask? simple; catering services. no one's allowed to eat, drink and reject wedding invitations. so i presume all the invited guests will turn up to witness the biggest day of my life, the day that i give my self to some bitch, and end up going home with long faces because there wasn't any refreshment or course meals served since the dashing and handsome bridegroom is a cheapskate but he's too adorable that they have no choice but to attend my wedding. i am so smart! if that's the case, then i shall marry 4 wives. everyone of them during different fasting months. any takers? i think khalies will be first on the list but she wants to marry a doctor or victorian(cause tkgians always end up with victorians). she can still be the maid-of-honour though. maid, as in literally, like clean tables and stuff.
this next section here is an appeal to anyone who seems to know how to cure no-bloody-idea-what-to-spend-on syndrome. i am suffering from that you see. whenever the month's pay comes in, i suddenly don't know what to spend it on. i'd love to shop like a girl or tranny, but whatever i feel like buying, i don't need.
the wise words of econs: you either need it, or you want it.
1 year ago i was a poor boy
3 Comments:
hahahhaa. you obviously know im suffering from the same syndrome as you! hahahhaa.
well, save it. you got a uk trip to plan, remember?
but dont forget my lau pa sat!!
and maybe you can go get a nice watch, or a wallet, or a nice pair of jeans, or signature hot cocoa, or a bag, or a pair of shoe?
or simply. save for that uk trip boy. =)
wish us both luck in curing this syndrome. hahaha.
Yucks, who wants to marry you! Anyway you could buy that T-shirt. You know, the one that says "ME" "YOU".
Khalies.
P/S: you say only you don't want to come online but you are damn freaking NATO so I expect to see you again soon.
that's easy! just spend it on me. it's worth it you know. my birthday in few months time. i'll tell you what i want eh.. hahaha!
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