good ol' times
we never seem to get bored of our repeated jokes. here are just a few to share.
1) Ciplak (plagiarism)
our malay teacher told us to do a malay composition based on any title we liked. it was for the school's malay magazine. a few of us went to the internet and copied wholesale a couple of short stories. when the due date came, this was what happened:
teacher: "SIAPA DI SINI CIPLAK KARANGAN DIA?!"
azpar and xarid owned up: "yer cikgu kite amik dari internet."
teacher: "ANNUR(some girl in class), INI KARANGAN AWAK KE?!"
annur: "yer cikgu saya yang tulis."
teacher: "ABEH KENAPE ADE 'BISA' DALAM KARANGAN AWAK?!"
anyway she's bloody stupid to just copy and paste blindly without even reading it through once.
2) Stones
azpar and i were supposed to go home together. but he got caught up with something so i waited for him at one of the benches in school. there were many stones around where i was sittingand azpar's bag was with me. so i decided to take a few and put it in his bag. he came back and then we went home. this was what happened the next morning in malay class, which was our first lesson of the day:
azpar, while opening his bag, "EH APE NI ADE BATU DLM BAG AKU???"
i was sitting beside him, "kau tak pack bag kau?????"
it's amazing how he can carry his bag filled with stones home, and then back to school again the next day.
3) the Prophecy
this is my favourite story of all time. it was malay class, AGAIN. the teacher was in a bad mood. one of my friends pissed her off and she said: "TIADA MAAF BAGI MU!"
azpar, trying to be clever, said "cikgu, sedangkan nabi maafkan umat nye."
with her thunderous voice the teacher roared "APE NABI-NABI?!!!! INI BUKAN SOAL NABI!"
that was just absolute suicide.
our glory days
1) Ciplak (plagiarism)
our malay teacher told us to do a malay composition based on any title we liked. it was for the school's malay magazine. a few of us went to the internet and copied wholesale a couple of short stories. when the due date came, this was what happened:
teacher: "SIAPA DI SINI CIPLAK KARANGAN DIA?!"
azpar and xarid owned up: "yer cikgu kite amik dari internet."
teacher: "ANNUR(some girl in class), INI KARANGAN AWAK KE?!"
annur: "yer cikgu saya yang tulis."
teacher: "ABEH KENAPE ADE 'BISA' DALAM KARANGAN AWAK?!"
anyway she's bloody stupid to just copy and paste blindly without even reading it through once.
2) Stones
azpar and i were supposed to go home together. but he got caught up with something so i waited for him at one of the benches in school. there were many stones around where i was sittingand azpar's bag was with me. so i decided to take a few and put it in his bag. he came back and then we went home. this was what happened the next morning in malay class, which was our first lesson of the day:
azpar, while opening his bag, "EH APE NI ADE BATU DLM BAG AKU???"
i was sitting beside him, "kau tak pack bag kau?????"
it's amazing how he can carry his bag filled with stones home, and then back to school again the next day.
3) the Prophecy
this is my favourite story of all time. it was malay class, AGAIN. the teacher was in a bad mood. one of my friends pissed her off and she said: "TIADA MAAF BAGI MU!"
azpar, trying to be clever, said "cikgu, sedangkan nabi maafkan umat nye."
with her thunderous voice the teacher roared "APE NABI-NABI?!!!! INI BUKAN SOAL NABI!"
that was just absolute suicide.
our glory days
posted by Mud at 12:21 PM
7 Comments:
azpar's nabi joke will always be a timeless classic. SUICIDE HABIS.
jokes will be repetitive till the day we get grandchildren.
and you will be godgrandfather.
hhahhaa good ol' days. clasique
I did pack my bag.. It was just taking out a few books and the bloody stones were at the bottom.. Anyways i never get sick of these stories.. Fred, maybe you should blog on the times we spent OUTSIDE the malay classroom..
the one where samuel went to call azizah was my favourite outside-the-class episode.
-af
hahahaha, the last two were really funny.
This is post is funny! You sure had many good old memories :)
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