working class hero

so i'm three months away from being unemployed. so if i can't get into a uni i want a job which:

- allows me to keep any hairstyle i want (2 years of short and neat hair is unbearable)
- doesn't require me to wake up early in the morning (waking up before the sun rises is depressing)
- pays more than what i'm earning now but do lesser work and bear lesser responsiblity (knowing lives are in your hands can be taxing)
- is feasible for me to cycle to work (it's troublesome to have to take a boat to work)
- doesn't need my attention 24/7 (i can be making a report over the phone while breaking fast)

i will never go into the service industry again. starbucks was enough.

and now, i quote a stanza from an inspirational song by The Jam - To Be Someone

To be someone must be a wonderful thing
A famous footballer a rock singer
or a big film star, yes I think I would like that
To be rich and have lots of fans
have lots of girls to prove that I'm a man
And be No. 1 - and liked by everyone