Thursday, August 03, 2006

nincompoops

my second last semester in poly is having it's end of days and yes i vow to end my polytechnic education next february. i want it to end soon but yet i don't want it to end. get the jist? if you don't then you're probably going to graduate from wherever you are when singapore makes it to the world cup. ok i'm kidding. anyway i've been through many hurdles and obstacles throughout these 5 semesters and to fumble now is to just shoot myself in the foot. time and time again i've been reminding myself to just give it my all for these last 2 semesters; get some As to at least make my diploma look more presentable especially in a job interview (unless you're working for starbucks then all you need is a mona lisa smile and the makings of a the world's most patient person).

speaking of which, i just don't know why people just can't tell us the size of the drink that they want. like for fuck's sake that'll save us alot of our saliva and our breath if they at least say the size of the drink that they want. all they go is i want a latte. hello? what size? if they can go 'hey i've got a dick and it's HUGE', why can't they also say 'hey i want a latte. a large one' ?. what a bunch of fecking eejits. the next time a customer says the drink without the size, i'll tell him i'll have to give it to him in a plastic bag cause 'sorry sir since you didn't mention the size that you want, it's by default in the coffeeshop takeaway plastic bag'.

4 Comments:

Blogger inxherxeyes said...

four scenes i hate:

we: regular for you?
them: no, i want medium!

we: medium for you?
them: i just want a regular one!

we: the medium one for you?
them: i want the grande one!

we: the grande size which is the medium for you?[i clearly mentioned medium, didnt i?]
them: is that the smallest?

but thank god. im fucking patient.

7:47 AM  
Blogger Mud said...

i think after being too patient for a long time, we'll all end up as woodbridge patients.

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's gist, not jist syg. But this is my favourite entry from you so far. Christopher Boone. =D

11:02 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

somebody must've had a baddd day at work huh..

10:14 AM  

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