crash dummy
i am going to crash lectures at all polytechics before i graduate. my friends are all scattered among the different polytechnics so crashing wouldn't be a problem.
first up would be nyp. i'll need mushroom's help in this. if it works out, i'll get to see tammy right in front of my very eyes. maybe i'll tell her "hey nice home made videos. gotcha!".
next on the list would be np. np stands for no problem so i shouldn't face any difficulty camouflaging as one of their students in the lecture theatre. i intend to crash one of the mass comm lectures. i just want to know what it feels like sitting in an ASS comm lecture where everyone supposedly speaks queen's english.
last but not least, to save the best for last, i will be crashing the communications and media management lecture in temasek poly. i think that's what the course is called. my bestie farie will smuggle me into the lecture and i will enjoy myself in the company of hot girls.
eh i forgot all about republic poly. i heard they have no lectures so there's no point crashing. neither do i have a laptop. i'll be sticking out like a sore thumb there.
first up would be nyp. i'll need mushroom's help in this. if it works out, i'll get to see tammy right in front of my very eyes. maybe i'll tell her "hey nice home made videos. gotcha!".
next on the list would be np. np stands for no problem so i shouldn't face any difficulty camouflaging as one of their students in the lecture theatre. i intend to crash one of the mass comm lectures. i just want to know what it feels like sitting in an ASS comm lecture where everyone supposedly speaks queen's english.
last but not least, to save the best for last, i will be crashing the communications and media management lecture in temasek poly. i think that's what the course is called. my bestie farie will smuggle me into the lecture and i will enjoy myself in the company of hot girls.
eh i forgot all about republic poly. i heard they have no lectures so there's no point crashing. neither do i have a laptop. i'll be sticking out like a sore thumb there.
posted by Mud at 8:34 AM
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Mud said...
ok. i'll scratch my balls in public then?
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YOU ALREADY DID. EVERYONE SAW IT. sicko.
hahaha. okay well, i'll help you with it when school reopens.
and yes, you should go up to her and say nice vid, and she probably might consider making another one but this time, with dearest you. hahaha.
so when when when? im excited! i wanna crash SP also can?
NUS?!
Me.
mushroom: you can come to sp anytime.
khalies(i think): i paiseh la wanna go NUS.
come ah. I just checked my lecture rosters, and got a lot of MUHAMMADS in my lectures. They better not disappoint man. You can blend in.
khalies.
they surely abang2 la cause they finish NS first then they go to uni. i look so young. some chic believes i'm 17.
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